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Been lovin you stunning girls since ‘06 ❤️ & no matter how far apart we are we will always be great friends. You two gave me unforgettable memories that will last a lifetime. #ivyjhelyn18 #deb00ty #bisprens #WCW


"Nobody’s gonna hit you harder than life." - Orange is the New Black


why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

Clifford went through a goth phase.
  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*


This is Finn. He thinks everyone he meets is his best friend so he sits by the door waiting for people


when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 



nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom


I want to cry but my eye makeup looks so good right now. Everyone, at some point in their lives  (via fascinationends)