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Been lovin you stunning girls since ‘06 ❤️ & no matter how far apart we are we will always be great friends. You two gave me unforgettable memories that will last a lifetime. #ivyjhelyn18 #deb00ty #bisprens #WCW
notanothersonglyric:

sighings:

"Nobody’s gonna hit you harder than life." - Orange is the New Black
thefinalriott:

brave-escape:

why is your dog tall enough to be in the nba

Clifford went through a goth phase.
  • Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
  • Me: *turns up music*
  • Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
  • Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
  • Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
  • Me:
  • Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
  • Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
  • Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
  • Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
  • Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
  • Lady cop: I can make that happen.
  • Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
  • Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
  • Entire train: *applauds*
kushandwizdom:

ThisLoveQuote
awwww-cute:

This is Finn. He thinks everyone he meets is his best friend so he sits by the door waiting for people

seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

YESS

I want to cry but my eye makeup looks so good right now. Everyone, at some point in their lives  (via fascinationends)